mtbturtle wrote:Irish rum??!!??
An Irish man, English man and Maori man are having lunch atop a cliff.
The Irish man opens his lunch box and finds a bottle of whiskey, the English man opens his lunch box and finds bangers and mash, and the Maori man has kina, raw fish and muscles in his.
The 3 get to talking and find they have all had the same lunch everyday
for the last 10 years.
The Irish man exclaims, he is going to jump off the cliff if his wife makes him the same lunch, just one more time!
And the others agree they will do the same!
So the next day while having lunch atop a cliff, the English man steps up to the edge of the cliff and opens his lunch box.
Woohoo, he says, roast beef! I don't have to jump!
Then the Irish man steps up to the edge and opens his lunch box.
Woohoo, he says, a bottle of rum, I don't have to jump! (ahuhuu)
Then the Maori man nervously steps up to the cliff and opens his lunch box.
Ah crap, he exclaims, he then jumps off and falls to his doom.
During that moment, the wives had all met up and asked each other what they made their men for lunch, knowing their men would jump off a cliff if they had the same lunch again.
The English man's wife said she made her man roast beef instead of bangers and mash.
The Irish man's wife said she gave her man a bottle of rum instead of whiskey.
Then they both turned to the Maori man's wife and asked what she made her man, she said..
"don't look at me, he makes his own lunch"